「浮生繪影」

女兒和媳婦的差別
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
婆婆和媽媽的差別                                                          
                                                                           
男生看完請多體諒太太,女生看完是否心有戚戚焉.                              
                                                                           
真有趣耶~~~                                                               
                                                                           
一：頂媽媽的嘴，媽媽一下子就忘了；頂婆婆的嘴，一輩子牢記在心 。           
                                                                           
二：媽媽切水果給妳吃，順其自然.；妳切水果給婆婆吃，理所當然 。            
                                                                           
三：肚子餓了，媽媽煮三餐給妳吃，很自然；婆婆煮三餐給妳吃，很不孝          
                                                                           
四：吃飯時間，忘了叫媽媽吃飯，沒事；忘了叫婆婆吃飯，沒….禮貌 。           
                                                                           
五：媽媽在忙.，妳沒幫忙，沒怎樣；婆婆在忙，妳沒幫忙…皮在癢。              
                                                                           

六：在媽家，出門辦事.，不必趕回家，只等吃飯；在婆家，出門辦事，趕回家...  
煮飯。                                                                    
                                                                           
七：媽媽訓話，左耳進右耳出；婆婆訓話，心理不以為然也要回答…是..是..       
                                                                           
八：出外旅遊沒帶媽媽，沒人說妳不孝.；但沒帶婆婆，可有人說妳不孝了。       
                                                                           

九：可以在媽媽面前說妳先生的不是，但千萬別在妳婆婆面前抱怨妳先生的不對ㄜ  
                                                                           

十：在媽媽面前，偷懶心安理得；在婆婆面前，這個"懶'字說不得，更別說付諸行  
動。                                                                      
                                                                           

十一：在家.，有好吃好喝的，媽媽捨不得吃，留給妳；但在婆家，拍寫（台語）， 
是妳要留給別人（順序是：公婆，老公，孩子，有剩才輪到妳）                  
                                                                           
十二：妳的悲，妳的喜，媽媽很在乎，但婆婆…這個就很難評估.. 。              
                                                                           
十三 : 在媽媽面前頓腳，是撒嬌；在婆婆面前頓腳，是大逆不道。